things my daughter has said - a sentence meme
“I don’t want to love anyone. I just want to love dogs and youtube.”
“Look at this bunny! Look how fucking cute it is!”
“I have to eat all these cookies. I’m counting to thirty-seven.”
“If I was going to kill someone, I would poison them on Taco Tuesday because no one expects tacos.”
“Capitalism made the minions.”
“If there’s no chicken nuggets, I don’t want to go.”
“I’m not afraid of blood. I see it all the time.”
“The floor is fine. I’ll stay here.”
“Oh, boy, here comes reality!”
“My least favorite piece of clothing is socks. They’re like pants for your feet.”
“There’s so many girls…”
“If I can’t hug a ghost, what’s the point?”
“I’ve only hit a guy once but I could do it again.”
“This smells like happiness and ketchup.”
“But is Dr. Phil really real?”
“I want to be a rock. Rocks get to lie down as much as they want.”
“I noticed a strange thing. Mostly when you say ‘maybe’, it’s in a pattern. A pattern of ‘no’.”
“I don’t understand but I’m angry about it.”
“I’m in love with you because you bring me food.”
“I’m going to kill everyone.”
“Oh, right in the head!”
“The world is going to keep going even if you don’t like it.”
“I would go to jail for you.”
(via knightreader)
